Crap Game 2026
Picture this: you've scraped together every last penny to witness the tennis match of the century at Centre Court One. The only snag? The tickets you could afford place you so far from the action that the stadium itself resembles the bloody Coliseum in ruins—a grotesquely pixelated photograph seemingly converted to Spectrum format by a drunken algorithm with a grudge against clarity. From your nosebleed vantage point, perched somewhere between low Earth orbit and the International Space Station, the elite athletes battling it out below have been reduced to their Platonic essence: single pixels wielding two-pixel racquets, desperately swatting at a one-pixel ball. Choose your court surface—grass for that Wimbledon prestige, clay for Roland Garros flair, or indoor for when you fancy yourself cosmopolitan—then prepare for the most minimalist tennis match ever conceived by human hands...
A game by J bizzel, a master of Crap Games
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